February 2010
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“Justin Timberlake may have brought sexy back, but this year, Susan Boyle sent it...”
– Stephen Colbert
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“Dude, you’re a Cohen now. Welcome to a world of insecurity and paralyzing...”
– Seth Cohen, The OC
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“Wow. You just got your butt kicked and you didn’t even fight back. Dude,...”
– Seth Cohen, The OC
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Ryan: What if something happens and you guys change your mind?
Sandy: Like what? You steal a car? You burn down a house? You beat up the captain of the water polo team? Those ships have sailed my friend.
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“Turns out that I’m quite skilled at getting a date, provided it’s...”
– Seth Cohen, The OC
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Ryan: You didn't tell me there was dancing.
Seth: Well if I told you there was dancing, I'd be here by myself.
Ryan: Because I really don't dance.
Seth: Neither do I. I just move well
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“Mom. Don’t say underpants.”
– Seth Cohen, The OC
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Anna: Wait. Are you the kid from Chino who steals cars and sets people's houses on fire? So you're saying I'm making my debut into society with Newport's most wanted?
Ryan: Is that gonna be a problem?
Anna: I can't wait
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“By the end of the night, she might know my first name. Duty calls.”
– Seth Cohen, The OC
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“Well, I should be off. Got to find the next kid to jeopardize the community....”
– Sandy Cohen, The OC
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Seth: I'm going to visit Ryan. I thought, you know, maybe you'd like to come. I'm sure he'd love to see you.
Marissa: Uh, what's that, Seth? Did you say you need a ride to a Star Wars convention?
Seth: Star Wars convention? I'm sorry, her top was off. You couldn't at least have said X-Men for me?
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Marissa: You guys are up to something.
Seth: Dude, what'd you tell her?
Ryan: I didn't tell her anything. Maybe the black turtleneck in August tipped her off.
Seth: Ok, I was going for stealth. And also, it's slimming.
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Luke: Shut up, queer.
Seth: (quietly) Well, at least I don't shave my chest.
Luke: What'd you say?
Marissa: Luke, come on.
Seth: I just said, you look nice in a sweater vest. It was a compliment.
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Ryan: What kind of music do you listen to?
Marissa: Right now, punk.
Seth: Yeah, I'm sorry, but Avril Lavigne doesn't count as punk.
Marissa: Oh yeah? Well, what about The Cramps? Stiff Little Fingers? The Clash? Sex Pistols?
Seth: I listen to the same music as Marissa Cooper? I think I have to kill myself.
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Seth: You remember the meatloaf incident of '98?
Kirsten: That was brisket.
Seth: Yeah, that's my point exactly.
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Marissa: You like them?
Ryan: Yeah, I guess.
Marissa: Well, what do you like?
Ryan: Everything. I don't really listen to music.
Seth: Dude, that's kind of weird
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“You know what I like about rich kids? Bam, nothing. Hey, Ryan, you...”
– Seth Cohen, The OC
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Marissa: I mean, what did I ever do to you?
Seth: Nothing, Marissa. I've lived next door to you forever and you've never done or said anything to me.
Marissa: Oh, my God, you're the one who never talks to me. You think you're so much better than everyone.
Seth: I do? Well, if you're talking about Luke, then, yes, because that guy shaves his chest!
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Seth: (to Marissa) Did you seriously bring a loofa?
Ryan: What's a loofa?
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“You guys really wouldn’t hurt me. Because that would be so clichéd. (they...”
– Seth Cohen, The OC
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“Modern medicine is advancing to the point where the average human life span will...”
– Ryan Atwood, The OC
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“Yeah, right. Let me tell you something, okay? Where I’m from, having a...”
– Ryan Atwood, The OC
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“Wow, dude. You just got your butt kicked and didn’t even fight back. You...”
– Seth Cohen, The OC
