John Green on the Late Late Show w/ Craig Ferguson
From back when the wall was not a wall.
How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios
and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus
Harry Potter isn’t real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this video blog real? Am I real if you can see me and hear me, but only through the internet? Are you real if I can read your comment but I don’t know who you are or what your name is or where you’re from or what you look like or how old you are? I know all of those things about Harry Potter. Maybe Harry Potter’s real and you’re not.
John Green (via worldnspins)
For the first couple years of elementary school, due to an extremely well-meaning teacher, I believed that the kids were not saying that I had cooties, but that I had cuties.
And this, Ladies and Gentlemen, is why Twilight sucks vampire ani.